Greetings programs!

[The video turns on with a click-followed by several loud button pushing noises. The image resolves into a young man with messed brown hair grinning like an idiot]

HANDHELD! more power then an apple II, light size and weight..plus a video function...

[It hits him then that the camera is on.]

Greetings Programs! And humans! And not-humans,because sriously how cool is it. we are all here in a space ship?

[The camera pans to-his door] a space ship! But I guess you guys are used to it right? I wished I'd asked that admiral guy if he were George Lucas cause...

[Handwave] hello! Uh [pause] I'm Kevin. Kevin Flynn. Creator of space paranoids, lightcycles..don't listen to history. [Grimace] I. wrote those games

CalTech grad. PHD in programming. I was like, in high school mindset so I slept through most of it.

Uh. Yeah. Think that might be it. Except...I know there's these things but does anybody have some computer stuff I could play with?

Well not play-but we can talk. Cause I want to get the technology right so that I don't

[The screen goes black. All responses from Kevin are now temporarily audio. You can see him-he can't see you.]

[WARDEN FILTER-TEST]

hey! Uh, just playing with the filter-making sure I'm doing it right.