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It's that time of day, spamming time.
Aug. 3rd, 2011 11:56 amYou know...when I was a kid man, I didn't realize how lucky I was. I mean, my parents stuck together through thick and thin. My dad was a mechanic and my mom was a school teacher and we had a dog and...wow the American dream huh?
But since being here and meeting people I guess...I'd like to pass on that dream you know? Make things better. So I'm looking for work.
I do mostly computer programming and [he beams] I will happily demonstrate my skills.
[Warden Filter]
I join the ranks of people who want to learn self defense.
No guns. I just want to know how to protect myself? I can offer a trade guys.
[Private to Slick]
I'm not reporting that you bit me, because I know it wasn't your fault man. Instead, we're going to have a little chat.
Here's the skinny.
You get a job, any job, and I will design a video game to your specifications. It'll be a computer game and if the admiral's nice he might translate it to this X...box...thing.
Maybe...[he looks uncomfortable] We can play together.
You want gore, you've got gore. Whatever you want, and you can play it any time you want. [Of course, the caveat is that you put a toe out of line, and the game goes away] It'll take me about two weeks and probably be the simplest game in the world, but we can always add new levels and stuff.
...can't let you set people on fire, but you know-figured it might remind you of home.
[Private to the Admiral]
I need some basic programming books man. Uh..circa recent? I'm pretty sure I can catch up on it quickly.
But since being here and meeting people I guess...I'd like to pass on that dream you know? Make things better. So I'm looking for work.
I do mostly computer programming and [he beams] I will happily demonstrate my skills.
[Warden Filter]
I join the ranks of people who want to learn self defense.
No guns. I just want to know how to protect myself? I can offer a trade guys.
[Private to Slick]
I'm not reporting that you bit me, because I know it wasn't your fault man. Instead, we're going to have a little chat.
Here's the skinny.
You get a job, any job, and I will design a video game to your specifications. It'll be a computer game and if the admiral's nice he might translate it to this X...box...thing.
Maybe...[he looks uncomfortable] We can play together.
You want gore, you've got gore. Whatever you want, and you can play it any time you want. [Of course, the caveat is that you put a toe out of line, and the game goes away] It'll take me about two weeks and probably be the simplest game in the world, but we can always add new levels and stuff.
...can't let you set people on fire, but you know-figured it might remind you of home.
[Private to the Admiral]
I need some basic programming books man. Uh..circa recent? I'm pretty sure I can catch up on it quickly.
[Nervous look]
Okay, I know I'm here so I can bring a friend back from the dead. I know that I'm a computer programmer and I know that I'm- [he grins weakly] a fun guy.
But for the life of me, I cannot remember just what I have to do to get my friend back.
...It's got something to do with a person right? My Identity disc keeps saying "inmate".
I um..
I think I need help. Or someone to-
Yeah. His name's Slick according to my identity di-
[He hesitates. There is a moment of pure panic before he emerges, disc in hand.]
Okay, I left it on my table.
Okay, I know I'm here so I can bring a friend back from the dead. I know that I'm a computer programmer and I know that I'm- [he grins weakly] a fun guy.
But for the life of me, I cannot remember just what I have to do to get my friend back.
...It's got something to do with a person right? My Identity disc keeps saying "inmate".
I um..
I think I need help. Or someone to-
Yeah. His name's Slick according to my identity di-
[He hesitates. There is a moment of pure panic before he emerges, disc in hand.]
Okay, I left it on my table.
[Kevin is yawning.]
...That was either the best nap I've ever had or I was seriously out.
Oh god, I didn't drink did I?
If I made a pass at anyone, I apologize. Unless it was really well worded and eloquent. In which case, I'd love to find out just what I said so I can say it again.
[Private to Slick]
[He has this awful idea to break down your walls Slick. This terrible awful idea.]
Hey buddy. Every time we keep meeting I keep screwing up somehow, so...I think we ought to get together as soon as I can find a place to put it into action. I hope you're behaving yourself.
[Private to those involved in the "David" debacle]
Hi.
[headscratch] My name's Kevin Flynn and I'm Slick's warden. I caught the tale end of what happened with the kid but I wanted to find out...is there anything I can do?
for that matter [sheepish] anything I should do? Still new to this whole wardening game.
[Warden Filter]
I need a place with a field. A football field would be great, but I'm open to anything. I also need a football. I doubt this'll work with my inmate, but it's worth a shot.
...That was either the best nap I've ever had or I was seriously out.
Oh god, I didn't drink did I?
If I made a pass at anyone, I apologize. Unless it was really well worded and eloquent. In which case, I'd love to find out just what I said so I can say it again.
[Private to Slick]
[He has this awful idea to break down your walls Slick. This terrible awful idea.]
Hey buddy. Every time we keep meeting I keep screwing up somehow, so...I think we ought to get together as soon as I can find a place to put it into action. I hope you're behaving yourself.
[Private to those involved in the "David" debacle]
Hi.
[headscratch] My name's Kevin Flynn and I'm Slick's warden. I caught the tale end of what happened with the kid but I wanted to find out...is there anything I can do?
for that matter [sheepish] anything I should do? Still new to this whole wardening game.
[Warden Filter]
I need a place with a field. A football field would be great, but I'm open to anything. I also need a football. I doubt this'll work with my inmate, but it's worth a shot.
